okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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