For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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