yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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