Porn is love you can see.
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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