Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
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