Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Randomize
