You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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