Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
tell me about the fingering
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
Randomize
