How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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