Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Randomize
