in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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