road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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