I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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