Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I feel like a drive thru vagina
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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