3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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