Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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