Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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