i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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