I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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