You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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