How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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