you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
The adults are the big ones right?
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