So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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