Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
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