girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I think a kid would responsible me up
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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