Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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