Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
