i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
She bit a glass in half.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
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