I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
