Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
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