he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Green mimosas i think yes
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
we're so committed to being not committed
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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