just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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