on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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