Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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