i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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