so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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