Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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