Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
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