I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
My bed smells like the plague
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