He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
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