suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
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