susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
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