I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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