How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
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