I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
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