I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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