I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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