i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
i've created a new STD.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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