Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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