Actions speak louder than pants.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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