there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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