I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
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