I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
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