She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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