Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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