No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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