The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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