K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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