I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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