And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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