loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
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